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The Ashley Madison info dump happened yesterday, exposing accounts of 32 million seekers of extramarital affairs to the whims of the internet. The first celeb to be outed as a philandering affront to Jesus is Josh Duggar, everyone’s favorite super-Christian and sister enthusiast.
Josh maintained not one, but two accounts between 2013 and 2015. While Duggar was actively trying to prevent gay people from getting married, he was protecting the sanctity of his own by hunting strange on the web. I’m not one to shame him for being a lecherous cheat-beast. That’s between him and his wife. The one he betrayed and probably didn’t ask to get dragged into another big media circus revolving around her husband’s penis misuse.
The leaked data included Josh’s wish list of things to do while Anna is home taking care of and gestating more baby Duggars.
“Conventional Sex, Experimenting with Sex Toys, One-Night Stands, Open to Experimentation, Gentleness, Good With Your Hands, Sensual Massage, Extended Foreplay/Teasing, Bubble Bath for 2, Likes to Give Oral Sex, Likes to Receive Oral Sex, Someone I Can Teach, Someone Who Can Teach Me, Kissing, Cuddling & Hugging, Sharing Fantasies, Sex Talk.
A Professional/Well Groomed, Stylish/Classy, Casual Jeans/T-shirt Type, Muscular/Fit Body, Petite Figure, Tall Height, Short Height, Long Hair, Short Hair, Girl Next Door, Naughty Girl, Sense of Humor, Imagination, Creative and Adventurous, Relaxed and Easy Going, Aggressive/Take Charge Nature, Confidence, Discretion/Secrecy, A Good Listener, Good Personal Hygiene, Average Sex Drive, High Sex Drive, Dislikes Routine, Has a Secret Love Nest, Disease Free, Drug Free, and Natural Breasts. “
Am I the only one that is disappointed that he wasn’t looking for a girl in clown makeup to sit on cakes and wipe the frosting on mewling kittens? For someone who started his career as an out-of-control sex fiend over a decade ago, he’s looking for some pretty tame action from a lady that isn’t the mother of his children.
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